Monday 20 April 2015

A tale of two Twerk classes (or why it's awesome to diversify your education)

Evening Dazzlers & Dazzler-ettes,

This may be a delayed post, but it's still really resonating with me in a good way.

Just before easter, I went to the twerking class of "Aussie Twerk" queen, Kristina Moskov. There were people who'd never done a twerk class, or those who had been doing the three nights of classes she was running. I was in a slightly unique position, however.

I'd already done a twerking class during my trip to the United States last year with Burlesque star Peekaboo Pointe.

I can talk for ages about how amazing and hard in a good way both these classes were. Because quite simply they both were and both are amazingly talented teachers who love what they teach.

What I would like to discuss is what was different about both classes despite the same subject matter and why both were important to the development of my movement repertoire.

I'll start with the first class I took: Peekaboo Pointe's. This class was a twerking class, however, what the point of the class was that it was to teach you how to assel-twirl. The different twerking techniques were used to gain the speed and twirl power needed. This class was definitely gearing obviously to the burlesque crowd more than Krista's. a highlight of this class was learning how to "booty clap" and make it look classy instead of stripper like. Peekaboo definitely made it more like this was a nice addition to the repertoire, rather than the steps your should use in your next burly routine.

Another part of Peekaboo's class was that it was also about feeling that movement in your body. Sure, you could do the movement, but if you weren't actually feeling like you were shaking your ass-fat off you muscles, you weren't doing it right! It was empowering to actually feel your body move like that and not be ashamed that it was moving that way because it was actually what it was supposed to be doing!

Now to Kristina's class. I actually loved this class. Kristina is such a wonderful, positive, fun teacher who took the time to make sure each student was getting the movement just right. This class was definitely about the technique though, and how! I was really glad of this because while shaking a certain way and doing the movements to make a tassel swing around your ass in cool new ways is awesome, getting the basic movements down and how they work to become a muscle memory in my body was also a nice "click" moment in my brain, despite the fact my body was also thinking "my body doesn't move like this, I don't like it!!!!!", and is definitely helping the movements become more fluid rather than the jerk to get the tassel around.

I also took the the "twerk-zotic" class that was run, this was actually a slower movement class than the previous two, and the pops of the twerk were more pronounced and slower in some sequences making a more sensual movement than the straight "ass ass ass" as I like to call it dancehall movements you see in modern music videos. I thought that was also very friendly to those who are frightened of how much hard movement there will be.

Don't be fooled though, if you have knee/back issues, be careful when taking a twerk class as it could inflame them. warm up and cool down longer than the class gives if necessary.

Both of these classes really helped understand twerking more, learning the movements off one teacher I think may not have helped develop these movements as much as I wanted to see it development and i wouldn't have been happy with my assel-ing skills as much.

Peekaboo has 3 workout videos on Amazon. I am tempted to start not only building more on my collection of burlesque movies and docos, but burlesque workout videos, and may have to vlog myself doing them on youtube just to show the graceful awkwardness of my burlesque style!

Kristina is always doing classes around Australia and shes coming back to Perth in May! So get in on the action here! I promise you will not be disappointed!



Keep on dazzling,

DD xxx

Sunday 29 March 2015

A handy reference guide of online reading material!

Evening Dazzlers & Dazzler-ettes!

Now, I know this has probably been done elsewhere, but one of things a little nerdling like me loves to do is surf the internet in-between costume bargain hunting, gaming and sewing up a storm. Over the years, I've collated online resources and blog posts that helped shaped my views and passion for this art form which while I only started performing as a soloist 3 years ago, I've been interested in the material since 2004.

Here's my online Burlesque resource list!

Google Books: Type in "Burlesque" and you have volumes of burlesque books come up, from Jo Weldon's book, to Victorian Burlesque plays. Google then highlights all the references for you to go through to read. You can also then make up your own library of these books for references later. A lot of these books are not full volumes though, but what they do have is worth its digital weight in Bitcoins! Personal favourites of mine are:
* Horrible Prettiness: Burlesque & American Culture
* Mae West: An Icon in Black & White
* Lydia Thompson, Queen of Burlesque
* Girl Show: Into the Canvas World of Bump & Grind

So Burlesque Blog: It's part French, part English, but the blogger who runs this has done their research REALLY well! It hasn't been updated since October 2014 by the looks, but its well worth a look, and has a lot of love for BHoF too.

Pin Curl Magazine: Pin Curl Magazine has been around since 2009, and do Print Editions as well. There is great profiling of performers on there as well as some great Burlesque history articles. I highly recommend this website as one of your go-to's!

Simply Burlesque: This blog is in two places. here and here. The older one has some great resources and the newer blog only goes up until 2011.

Daily Burlesque: This is the New York School of Burlesque's blog. Very insightful, great interviews, great lessons from Jo Weldon.

Nerdy & Naked: One of my favourite burly performers, Dangrrr Doll, has only written a few posts, but they have been really insightful posts, especially good for the Nerdlesquers out there.

21st Century Burlesque: Your number one go to for a lot of information about the industry. I don't think I need to say more!

This webpage is almost vintage in internet terms itself, one of the earlier websites I found many years ago and has some very interesting history and information on Burlesque performers. I'm not sure if BHoF has anything to do with them however.

Vintage Sleaze: This while specializes more in Vintage smut, has some really great articles about Burlesque performers and pictures of them. Really good references in this blog too, you can tell it's well researched.

This specific post is an important read if you're starting out or experienced. Always good to remember and there are similar posts out there too, but I just like this one. Read the rest of her blog, she just put out a great post about Burlesque audiences and how to handle them!

And finally, another one of my favourites, Grace Cherry's Blog from Tasmania. A smart cookie if ever there was and talented to boot, her blog posts are really enjoyable to read.

That's all for now, still working hard on costuming, I can't wait to show you what I've been working on!

Keep on Dazzling,

DD xxx

Sunday 1 March 2015

Fringeworld Post 2: Hair and make-up (or how Atomic Cosmetics rocks my socks)

Evening Dazzlers & Dazzler-ettes,

So I will be the first to admit, I am not the worlds best at hair and make-up, I've recently taken to wearing wigs or hair pieces more often now because styling my hair is causing some damage to my already fine hair. On my list of things to learn this year is definitely wig styling and I'll definitely show the results of this!

My make-up is improving, I took a really amazing class at Burlycon and I've taken some of those tips into my pre-show setting, and I've had markedly less make-up dramas as a result! During our run, we had amazingly horrid humidity, so that challenged the base more than the lights did, but I've got to talk about some of the new products I'm using that I picked up while in the states and post-overseas trip!

Nars illuminating concealer: This was brought to my attention while I was discovering the make-up mecca that is Sephora (aka: their make-up artist put it on me properly before I had a chance to say "are you sure?") I use the shade Vanilla and it mixes perfectly with my pancake that I use for some performances, so it's my go to now!

Benefit Brow-zings: I'd been using a different version which was a limited edition wax and powder, and this was the closest thing to it, still a favourite as gels don't work in my eyebrows!

Atomic Cosmetics:

Ok this gorgeous little company I'd heard a little bit about, but then I saw their wares at Burlycon (they traditionally hold court in one of the penthouse suites of the hotel for con go-ers to get a full experience) and after that I was sold! A lot of their make-up range is used by drag queens and it suits many different skin tones, if you go into their Seattle store or see them at Burlycon, they will also make you a foundation exactly to your skin colour which they can make up again at anytime, So there's nothing you won't find in Dr. Jen's range! All of their make-up is made toxin free, cruelty free, non face clogging love,  Here are my faves that I will be putting in repeat orders again for:

"Lana" Lipstick:

Not only is the container a cute pink with faux rhinestone edges, but it goes on like a dream, I've been using CoverGirl Lipstains for a really long time, but this is definitely now on high rotation instead!

"Magic Mixxx Eyeshadow setting Potion":

This item was my absolute saviour over Fringeworld, the tip that was given to me was mix one to two drops of this with whatever eye glitter I wanted to attach to my face and it would set and not move one single bit once dried. Ladies and Gentleman of the gallery, I can tell you right now it absolutely did so, and didn't even do the "into the eye crease" trick eyeshadows do with me. Best works for powder eyeshadows rather than pressed, but for glitter eyes, it's perfect!

"Nude Beach Spackle": I only have a small packet of this for testing, but it was enough, it blended better with my skin than the Kryolan pancake I sometimes use and also was a really good concealer when I forgot my own one night and I only needed half as much as usual. Next time I'm getting a bigger pan!

"Glitter Stack": Otherwise known as my big glittery dong, as it is twelves inches long and has 14 different colours of glitter, including two types of Purple! I can't seem to find this on the website anymore, so it may have only been for a limited time, otherwise the glitters that are available are still fantastic for lips and face.

Atomic Cosmetics can be found at www.colorsthatgoboom.com They have also been doing a GoFundMe drive as a business loan they were counting on fell through. Whatever you donate, send an email after you do and they'll give you an online voucher matching your donation amount.

Coming soon: My next costuming project for the future, and what's going to happen next to Teasing Talkies!

Keep on Dazzling,

DD xxx

Saturday 28 February 2015

Fringe world 2015 Post 1: Showtimes!

Evening Dazzlers and Dazzler-ettes!

I have finished my post-Fringe binge decompression which looked a little like this:

Well, not actually, but it would be nice!

Overall, I had two shows in Fringe World this year, one went great guns, the other one...not so much, but I've come to see that it was positive experience for me as a producer.

My first show at the start of the season was Lady Malice and I's show "Live! Nerds! Nerds! Nerds!" We had lots of performers, a high amount of interest, we sold out over the weekend and we got a lot of positive feedback about the show! We definitely plan to do this again this year and will bring it back to Fringe World next year for certain!

I also brought out my new act I've been working on for most of 2014, a Game of Thrones act based on Jon Snow and Ygritte, it had nothing but wardrobe malfunctions due to a stupid amount of humidity during our season, but it's a good act that I'm proud of & going to get better over time like a lot of acts do.


My other show, Teasing Talkies, was not so lucky unfortunately. It got one show and then it was cancelled. It is sad, because it's essentially a death knell for Teasing Talkies in that form. I have a new plan after an idea given to me during that point that I think will help with the new direction. Like always, research is paramount first though!

Now I managed to see some amazing shows, and be part of some really amazing shows too, here's my list of what I loved:

Baby got back: I'm dubbing this year the year of the Vagina after Fringe World this year, I saw more real (and gorgeous!) Vagina than any other year! This one while short, was really well executed and the audience were not expecting some of the acts brought on stage which was entertaining to watch!

The world famous burlesque hour: It was different, it took hairography to a new level, and it gave me inspiration. All the things you wanna look for in a show.

Briefs: The second coming: I'm so glad I didn't miss this show! So happy I saw this!

Point and Shoot: A very clever musical, it's got a ton of potential and I can see it going great guns in the future.

Shake: Becky Lou's one woman show that was refreshing to watch, really well done!

Jollyboat: I may have only saw some of their show during their act at the Budgie Smuggler's artist bar, but it was hysterical, and they're really nice too!

Hollywood Havana: I made friends with the cast, so I'm a little biased on this, but amazingly well put together!

The Freak & the Showgirl: Life-Changing. Bucket-list ticking. I still can't get over it.

Coming up: Make-up at Fringeworld and how it saved my life!

Keep on Dazzling!

DD xxx

Wednesday 17 December 2014

A year in review of 2014 Burlesque

Evening Dazzlers & Dazzler-ettes!

With the year nearly over, and the new year about to explode upon us in all its glittery glory, I'm reviewing the talented men and women I've seen take off their clothes this year, and I'm really happy that I got to see a lot of very talented naked people this year!

Starting off with a performer I can't stop raving about:

Voracious V: Those who read my year in review post last year, know I crowned her "Tea Bagging" act my favourite act OF ALL TIME! This year I had the utmost pleasure of meeting her and spending time with her while in Vancouver, and she even performed at BHoF's "Best Debut" competition! I've seen photos of her at this years "Long Form Burlesque" as a Snail and I'm dying to see the video! I went looking for some of her stunning work and this is what I found, you wont be disappointed!

follow the link to burlesquestars.net!

Ernie Von Schmaltz: This man of a manlesquer I discovered previously while watching "A Wink and a smile" and fell in love with him then, he then put an act up for peer review at Burlycon, and I was hooked like a fish to a sexy, hairy mans......fishing pole! He's all charm, class, and want to seduce you onstage that is not the way you'd expect!


Bettie Bombshell: I do love a good satirical act, especially one that satirizes Burlesque itself (it's like burly-ception!) if you can't laugh at yourself your not doing burlesque right! This was one of the finalists for Miss Burlesque competition in Victoria and it's just amazingly on-point!



Caramel Knowledge:  I have one thing to say about this woman: UNFH!!!!!! She is stunning to watch on stage! An LA native I met at Burlycon and performed as part of the Marathong with in Seattle, she does a killer Nick Fury routine that is sexy and clever! She loves taking on festivals so I hope she comes to Australia and Perth's individual festivals and tours our country because she is amazing!



B B le Buff: Definitely one of my favourites from this years Perth International Burlesque Festival, which I always love being a part of, this act has an end that almost made me wet myself with laughter. I want to see more of her!


Siren Santina: Oh. My. Burly. Lord. This woman is amazing, I have never loved another act so much and HAD to tell so many people about it because it really was a "you have to see it to believe it!" kind of act! There's no video of it on the internet (mostly because I believe it will break it waaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy more than what Kim K's arse ever will!) but here's something else for you to watch to revel in the glory that is this woman!



That is all from me for this year, next year will see the launch of my joint venture with Lady Malice "Live! Nerds! Nerds! Nerds!" at Perth Fringeworld Festival and "Teasing Talkies" also has a four day run during the end of fringeworld too!

I want to perform more in my own country in 2015 so I'm going to find and fund new ways to do so! and Miss Burlesque is on my checklist for next year and I'm setting myself some goals for the competition so I can expand as a performer, Zelia Rose's win this year really inspired me to lift my game, so game lifting it shall be!

Keep on Dazzling into 2015!

DD xxx

Wednesday 15 October 2014

Post glitter decompression from burlycon and a challenge to our Aussie Burly community.

Evening dazzlers & dazzler-ettes!

I'm writing this from my hotel room in Vegas where I'm about to go tomorrow and visit the beautiful Burlesque Hall of Fame. 

I've never been more inspired and hopeful for our future after Burlycon. We have an amazing international community, I have discovered. Obviously there is many of you who knew this but the level of community of those showing up is and was un-paralleled to anywhere else. I've met people who have embraced me despite being the socially awkward nerdy gamer burlesquer I am and I can't believe how much love I have gotten for taking the time to make it to America just to learn from the community at large.

I was taught lessons I needed a reminder on and learnt new things that had either been forgotten or needed to learn. I was not the only one in this boat and it was a beautiful thing being in this glitter tribe  together.

Favourite classes for me were:
* Kelita's showgirl anatomy class bringing me in touch with the movements of the showgirl on a physiological level

* Waxie Moon's stage presence class, seriously one little technique has got me improving already!

* Iva Handfull's "this class goes to 11!" About rocking out on stage, seriously I cannot say enough good things about this woman, she really is a talented and wonderful human being!

* living legend Bic Caroll's costuming tip class, changing the way I will costume forever, the man is hysterical and bawdy and I love this man deep within my soul and loins, just the way he would like it!

* Minnie Tonka's comedy class, learnt some things about my own comedy style and some great things to remember when making a comedy routine!

Indigo Blue's keynote speech was probably one of the most amazing life affirming speeches to listen to. After being kicked off Facebook in the great name-gate issue Facebook is still having, she has some amazing food for thought about what needs to happen next in our community and where we need to get back to our roots while still looking and moving forward. 

And moving forward, I'm sending my love to my Australian Burly community and I say this to start the conversation: we can do better and we can be better. We need to make sure we improve in our own local community so we can pass on a legacy that keeps on giving. I don't have the answers, but we need to self-evaluate against ourselves and our community so we can grow and develop beyond now. Maybe asking the question could just get you thinking of your own answer or at least the path you want to take to answer the question.

So that the art of our first and foremost, erotic and adult entertainment is being kept to a high standard that we set for ourselves and the community. 
So that we are fostering & encouraging the self-expression & self-possession of those who come to us to learn and join our ranks on the stage, so we can be a varied & unique community in our global community. 
So that we are working together and thinking outside of the box to bring more shows to the public that will open our own eyes to what we can do when we work together at the same time. 
The possibilities for our community ARE infinite, we just have to take them.

So I put a challenge to you my burly community: before the end of the year, take a class. Somewhere you never have before in something you've either wanted to or have been too afraid to. Even if you find it disappointing or not what you thought, you may remember one thing that you can bring to our community to help it grow and help yourself grow and that is never a bad thing! To stop learning is stunt your own growth as a human being, deep into your soul.

The next challenge I have: go to burlycon.
If you are a performer, you need to go.
If you are a producer, you need to go.
If you provide a service to the community, from costuming to lighting the stage, you need to go.

Next year it's in November, and tickets can be bought NOW (I'm not kidding there's some specials available at the moment!) you have 13 months to save to get over there and if you go in a group or as a troupe it works out less. 
You have no excuse not to learn and no excuse not to go over and teach something to another community.
You will never regret the experience and the choice to go, I can promise you this.

Keep on dazzling,

DD xxx

Sunday 24 August 2014

What's Dollar Dazzler up to? The Dollar Dazzler Domination tour edition!

Hi Dazzlers & Dazzler-ettes!

Yes, thats right! Dollar Dazzler is about to Dominate the United States and visit Canada for the sweet Poutine! Then come home and do it all again!

August 29th: Performing at "Naught to Naughty" Cabaret @ Little Creatures Next Door, event info here.
October 4th: Kickstarter funded session with "World Famous *BOB*"
October 5th: Performing at Kitty Nights West: Dirty Vegas show @ Biltmore Cabaret, Vancouver! Event page here!
October 9th-12th: Attending Burlycon in Seattle, Washington
October 12th: Performing at Seattle's The Burlesque Marathong! Tickets available here!
October 18th: Performing at Las Vegas' Sci-Fi Centre's "Nerdlesque" night!
October 30th-November 1st: Performing & Producing "Cut-Throat Cabaret" as part of Fremantle Festival! Tickets are available here!
November 21st: Hosting Teasing Talkies & their Christmas Classic "Gypsy!"
*More to come

Keep on Dazzling!

DD xxx